FICTION
A Crazy World
The bus only comes on the half hour this late in the evening. But
it’s dry and not too cold for mid-February so Jeff doesn’t
mind so much. The stop is busy: two girls go on in Japanese by the
curb; a couple snuggles in the penetrable shadows; others read the
paper, check their mobile phones, count their pennies; while one
impatient man, silhouetted in headlights, stretches his neck toward
the oncoming traffic.
Jeff is thinking about how in 1911 in Paris, the Mona Lisa was stolen
from the Louvre. Upon news of the theft, thousands of people flocked
to the gallery to stand and gaze on the spot where it once hung.
Staring at the empty space, the non-thing.
The blue crescent of the 99B finally appears in the distance and
the crowd stirs. When Jeff gets on he heads for the back of the bus.
He sits down across from a short man who hangs from the overhead
strap by one arm shaking his finger at a man sitting across the aisle.
“I’m ready for World War III,” the man is saying. “This
is a crazy world we live in I tell ya, a crazy world.”
“I hear ya man, I hear ya.”
“But then again I know rough. You wanna know something about
me? I got polio as a child and because of that I only have
half a brain. I can’t write. So they stuck me in a mental institution
for 6 months.”
“Yeah man that’s rough.”
“Believe you me, I haven’t forgotten what they did to
me in there and they’re scared I’m going to tell what
went on. I’m not employable. I can’t write.”
“They’re always keeping us down my man.”
The bus pulls up to Granville. Jeff gets off. The short man gets
off behind him, and takes a quick glance at the oncoming traffic
before bounding across the street. Jeff walks down the sidewalk,
glancing into the darkened shop front windows, tugging at his coat
for warmth. He thinks of the Mona Lisa and the man who had to have
her for his own.

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